Poem: 'Where did all the money go?' by Tony Sokol

Where did all the money go?

by Tony Sokol

Where did all the money go?

I had some in my pocket.

Don't even got those pants no more.

So broke I had to hock it.

Yeah I'm selling everything,

my stocks, bonds, Chevrolet.

Last week I had a sandwich.

Cashed out my 401(k).

Saw the president on the news last night.

Cleared my head a bit.

But I saw something in his eyes

that said, it's my job now. Oh shit.

Can't afford to have more kids

might sell the ones I got

If I wasn't scared they'd tax it

I'd try selling pot.

No, can't afford to have more kids.

Can't even afford to jack off.

I invested in some online porn

but they invested with Madoff.

I might lose my job.

I might lose my house

Where did all the money go?

Have you looked behind the couch?